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A: Large Hadron Collider. Now THAT’S a weapon of mass destruction.
B: But would you be able to smuggle it though airport security?
A: Of course.
1. Use LHC to make black hole.
2. Hide LHC in black hole.
3. Put black hole in carry on bag.
Simple.
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al-qaeda tie (Score:5, Funny)
I want an al-qaeda tie. I don’t care what colour it is, i want one!
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No need for a terrorist attack on the LHC . . . (Score:5, Funny)
. . . it seems pretty capable of breaking itself on its own, with any outside help
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A:
this theory has actually been proposed: That activating the LHC would actually destroy the universe, that is, the whole universe, even reaching back into the past. That would mean that the only possible universes are ones in which the LHC is never activated, which means that if we keep trying, implausible events will continue to occur, preventing the LHC from activating- after all, we’re here now, right. That’s _proof_ that the LHC will never be activated!
B:
| after all, we’re here now, right.
| That’s _proof_ that the LHC will never be activated!
I have a rock that keeps tigers away to sell you …
C:
| I have a rock that keeps tigers away to sell you …
Please, this is the 21st century… there’s an App for that.
